As much as men like to brag about their sexual prowess and bedroom stamina, sometimes the pressure, the exertion, the alcohol, or the sheer amount of time they’re required to keep their ‘general’ in action means that they require a little chemical helping hand. 

There’s no shame in it; even Superman couldn’t be expected to go all night without some stiff cocktail to keep his soldier ticking along.

When faced with the prospect of a lagging member, you could tastefully bow out and vow to reserve your strength for the all-important morning sex session, or you could simply pop a little blue pill and blissfully f*ck into the night like some bionic sex robot.

With the prospect of male sex dolls making their way into the mainstream, it seems like as good a time as any for guys to give Viagra their best shot. If men are going to become sexually obsolete, they may as well go out with a bang (literally).

While you could pop on down to your GP’s, the chemist’s, or your local sex clinic for some of the stamina-inducing pills, it seems like there’s a new supplier in town: Poundland.

Yup, that’s right Poundland – the place you go to buy £1 toothpaste and bargain Terry’s Chocolate Oranges – have announced that they will start selling Viagra to help men perform in the bedroom.

Tastefully being labelled as ‘Blue Pills for Men’, Poundland’s unbranded Viagra are made from all-natural sources known to increase sexual performance, and have been issued just in time for Valentine’s Day.

Costing just (you guessed it) £1, the packet reads, “Pop two pills before playtime and say hello to fun times”. Said ‘fun times’ will be facilitated by the pills increasing blood flow to the penis in order to help men get and sustain erections.

Although women aren’t offered ‘Blue Pills’, Poundland are selling ‘Vitality Supplements For Her’, claiming to “increase your libido”.

Not only does Poundland’s ‘Nooky’ collection (what a sophisticated name) include the Viagra style supplements, but it also has a range of sexy underwear. Some of this underwear, however, shockingly tips over the £1 mark, with a saucy pink set costing £6.

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